July 1, 2003
Well Greetings, and solicitations!!!
Fasten your seat belts, it’s gonna be a whirlwind month! Many Fantastic things are happening this month, and I just wanted to share, because it promises to be, how do you say, a hoot , and a half. Among the exciting River happenings this month, is the return of Mr. Clint Brooks!! You remember, "THE" Clint Brooks of Hollywood, and Bullet bar fame? Well you should remember, but I will let him fill you in when he visits during the Bear event. He lived here for a long time, but left us to pursue fame, and fortune in the Southland. He definitely found it! He had by far the hotest, I mean “hottest”, bar staff ever assembled!! When My Lee, and I visited the Bullet, his LA establishment, we couldn’t believe how he managed to assemble such an attractive staff behind the bar..Anyway, he’s going to be our Wanda’s, Guest, so say Hi when you see him, and welcome him back. Maybe he’s here to stay??? Hope so!
Also, HELLO!! This Month, the Indefatigable Sisters of Pepetual indulgence are hosting a preview performance of Del Shores’, “Sordid Lives”, at Pegasus theater, where the play will have a six week run!!
This event is on July 17th, and our Sister Sparkle tells us that if you come as your favorite character from the play, you will be entered into a drawing for a Divine prize. The Pegasus theater has generously agreed to donate 100% of the proceeds of this benefit performance to the Sister’s own Grant fund., which has benefited many of our most cherished local organizations. Go Sisters, Go, and yes, you were flawless on your televised interview Sister Sparkle, during the Parade coverage. If you miss all the fun with this show, you will be remiss. We might have to get out the ruler! It’s local theater, with our very own Actors, and actresses, in our very own Fabulous Pegasus Theater!!! I’ll Be there with Bells on!!
OH. OH, I have to also mention the farout Stage production of Stars of “Finocchio’s”, at the Club Fab on July 12th! Yes, THAT FINOCCIO”’S!!! For one night only, you will be treated to San Francisco’s legendary female impersonators from the world famous Finoccio’s night club, in North Beach! Thank you Greg, and Ed!! On July 4th, drag sensation Holotta Tymes, hosts, “DRAG EXPLOSION.” If you haven’t seen our Buttlicka perform, then you haven’t lived. Be there, or be square!
Bear Rumblings are already apparent in our neck of the woods, for the greatest Bear Gathering in the world, soon to grace our Lucky little town. Get ready, for on July 16th, Guerneville will host Lazy Bear 2003, and if you have not attended previously, you will be wrecked, by the shear volume of Grade A certified Bears of every persuasion. “Lazy Bear Central Headquarters” this year will be at Russian River floral showroom on Main ST. (right next to the Rainbow Cattle Co), you can’t miss it. This year, the shop will stay open special hours to accommodate Bears looking for the I.D. tags, and other paraphernalia, like hats, and shirts. Get the one’s you like early, because Hat’s, and such sell out every year!!
Your host T.Jay, is none other than T.Jay Cain, former Mr. North Coast leather, and Handsome man about town.
Also, the always Incredible Russian River Resort, will unleash many surprises during Lazy Bear, but I’m going to let you be surprised. Let’s just say, “nobody does it better”. If you need to find the official Lazy Bear schedule, They have produced an incredible official program that can be obtained by asking at RRR, or any other participating venues.
A special Greeting goes out to our Dr. Dan, who is looking Mahvelous! He sure tears up a song doesn’t he? Roger Jensen is going to be here for Bear, with his Rob. Hello to Vic Loisel III, who has come every year from New Orleans, and will be here this year. I love it when former beau’s come to visit. Sorry Mom, you’ll have to come the following month. Thank you Snatch, for your performance by the pool for Mama. “If you’re good to Mama, Mama’s good to you! Brilliant. Thank you Andrew, a very affable clerk at “spaceway”, for loaning me $1.12, when my “just for men”, pushed my challenged budget beyond my $50 limit last week. Where else would someone pull $$$ from their own pocket to keep my Gray, or is it grey, at bay? Thank you Jake! I see stirrings in the nest. L.J., can we talk? Thank you Lee, for putting up with me. Thank you Rainbow for being so groovy. Thanks Joe! Thank you Bobby Fredricks for being perfect. What a gentleman!!! Yes. Thank you “We The People”, for letting us be of service. Thank you Roy. Thank you Gary C. Happy Birthday Harry Lit! Happy Birthday Billy O Keefe, you beautiful hunk, and thank you Crystal, for all your incredible food!. We’ll get you yet. Thank you also to Ken, the anonymous stranger who thought I was great at the Rainbow the other night. There will probably is more to say eventually, and my Wanda tells me that I can update if I have to, although one must come to understand, that a deadline is a deadline. Bye Sean, and Joe, I’m not sure where you guys are going, but TA, TA, and better luck next time, next town.. I Miss you Heath! I miss the “peeps”, from Mexico. Folatio to Jahred, who moved to Wisconsin. Good work on the fountain Matt. You sure have a way with your hands! Among other things. You are the greatest! I’d go to Fresno with you anytime!
So………., Get ready, because July promises to be Hot, Hot, Hot Tip your waiter. Love, Abigail Von Carrwreck.